So I was thinking of this Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention song the other day (Call Any Vegetable), and I was going to post a link to it but then I listened to it last night. I was going to mention something about my daughter but I think it stands on it's own.
Language NSFW (obviously). And this is Dweezil Zappa, not his dad. Still a great song.
**Note - I know some people don't like/appreciate Zappa for many reasons. I think you should leave now because this blog will just bring you down.